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I am not difficult. I am definite.
Feb 08
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yosamanthrax:

Dear Dove Chocolates,

If we could keep this semi-inspirational bullshit out of my chocolate that would be AWESOME.  Because no, I don’t think I feel much like walking with a light step and a lighter heart today.  THANK YOU.

Samantha

They’re in the same vein as the Always pad wrapper things that say “Have a happy period”. I got one once that said “Remind yourself that it’s okay not to be perfect.” True story. My chocolate patronized me.

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wobblyworld:mercurypdx: Clipapillar (Binderus Clipapillarus)
Plan for lunch:

Stuff my face with pizza
Make one of these

wobblyworld:mercurypdx: Clipapillar (Binderus Clipapillarus)

Plan for lunch:

  1. Stuff my face with pizza
  2. Make one of these
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Feb 05
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Today is Friday.

My favorite morning tea is back in stock at Target and I have three boxes.

I get to listen to music on my speakers instead of headphones.

And today is Friday.

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Feb 04
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Things that suck

Googling for the answer to a question and clicking through to a promising page, only to discover that it’s a pay site where you have to subscribe to view the answer.

Screw you guys.

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kelsium:

nicolettewho:trivo:bellavita5:thedrollhouse:justlearning:playnice:abfabsolutely:constantwanderlust: justbesplendid: iamblessed
These are never even close for me since my favorite color is yellow and I am the exact opposite of a stereotypically “yellow” person. Sunny and shit I am not.

I may be a little late to this party but 1.) Who the hell came up with these color names? and 2.) the description for “Grape”, which is my favorite of the purples, is the nicest way of saying “you’re a fucking doormat” I’ve ever read.

kelsium:

nicolettewho:trivo:bellavita5:thedrollhouse:justlearning:
playnice:abfabsolutely:constantwanderlustjustbesplendidiamblessed

These are never even close for me since my favorite color is yellow and I am the exact opposite of a stereotypically “yellow” person. Sunny and shit I am not.

I may be a little late to this party but 1.) Who the hell came up with these color names? and 2.) the description for “Grape”, which is my favorite of the purples, is the nicest way of saying “you’re a fucking doormat” I’ve ever read.

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Feb 02
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Dear Self,

Eating healthy at work does no good if you’re going to come home and eat frozen White Castle burgers and chocolate.

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Feb 01
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I know what some of your big-city, no-bra-wearin’, hairy-legged women’s libbers might say.

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txtsfrmlstnght:

(219): rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

I really, really want this to have actually happened.

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