(719): 3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This is not in any way an exaggeration.
Beautimous
Beautiful + Ridiculous.
Dec 09
Dec 08
» Tour de Donut
“In the unique 30-mile race, riders’ times are reduced by five minutes for each doughnut they consume during two pit stops…”
Sometimes, Wikipedia’s random article function gives you something special.
Either I had change in my pocket with my cellphone
or a penny just fell out of my ear. Not sure which.
Dec 07
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Built For The Sea, Baby, It’s Cold Outside
For a holiday song with some silly, saucy lyrics (“The neighbors might think - say, what’s in this drink?”), this version is a completely different take. It’s just the female part, sung over some piano and guitar, and I don’t really want her to leave, either. Stay and see where it goes! Take that chance, honey, you know you like him!
Dec 06
Dec 03
Really, Facebook? Not only are you implying that I need a razor with more blades than a combine (thanks), but this thing looks like a recipe for extensive blood loss.
Nobody would be getting within ten yards of bare flesh with that thing. I don’t care how cute you are.
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Lights and Buzz, Jack’s Mannequin
I’m coming home from my hardest year
I’m making plans not to make plans while I’m here
One of my favorite non-christmasy Christmas songs.
Dec 02
Ninja cat!
(This is an old one - I came across it today while cleaning out my email. Still hysterical.)
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