yosamanthrax:
Dear Dove Chocolates,
If we could keep this semi-inspirational bullshit out of my chocolate that would be AWESOME. Because no, I don’t think I feel much like walking with a light step and a lighter heart today. THANK YOU.
Samantha
They’re in the same vein as the Always pad wrapper things that say “Have a happy period”. I got one once that said “Remind yourself that it’s okay not to be perfect.” True story. My chocolate patronized me.
Today is Friday.
My favorite morning tea is back in stock at Target and I have three boxes.
I get to listen to music on my speakers instead of headphones.
And today is Friday.
Googling for the answer to a question and clicking through to a promising page, only to discover that it’s a pay site where you have to subscribe to view the answer.
Screw you guys.
Eating healthy at work does no good if you’re going to come home and eat frozen White Castle burgers and chocolate.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(219): rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I really, really want this to have actually happened.