Beautimous

Beautiful + Ridiculous.
Dec 09
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(719): 3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado

This is not in any way an exaggeration.

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Dec 08
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And Facebook finally gives me ads that are relevant to my interests.

And Facebook finally gives me ads that are relevant to my interests.

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Either I had change in my pocket with my cellphone

or a penny just fell out of my ear. Not sure which.

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Dec 07
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Built For The Sea, Baby, It’s Cold Outside

For a holiday song with some silly, saucy lyrics (“The neighbors might think - say, what’s in this drink?”), this version is a completely different take. It’s just the female part, sung over some piano and guitar, and I don’t really want her to leave, either. Stay and see where it goes! Take that chance, honey, you know you like him!

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Dec 06
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Dec 03
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Really, Facebook? Not only are you implying that I need a razor with more blades than a combine (thanks), but this thing looks like a recipe for extensive blood loss.
Nobody would be getting within ten yards of bare flesh with that thing. I don’t care how cute you are.

Really, Facebook? Not only are you implying that I need a razor with more blades than a combine (thanks), but this thing looks like a recipe for extensive blood loss.

Nobody would be getting within ten yards of bare flesh with that thing. I don’t care how cute you are.

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For that special someone.

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Lights and Buzz, Jack’s Mannequin

I’m coming home from my hardest year
I’m making plans not to make plans while I’m here

One of my favorite non-christmasy Christmas songs.

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Dec 02
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Ninja cat!

(This is an old one - I came across it today while cleaning out my email. Still hysterical.)

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