September 2011
2 posts
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'Sup, tumblr.
It’s been a while. How goes it?
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
MY KINGDOM FOR A FREAKING PAIR OF SIZE 7 NUDE PUMPS.
September 2010
15 posts
Newsweek has the best tags →
#wearing a jacket over underwear makes it work appropriate #the Nwk barbie would have a bottle of Jack
Just found my favorite lipstick that I thought was gone forever in the bottom of my purse. Double bonus because it was expensive and I couldn’t replace it. Today is maybe not a total bust.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE WEIRD TODAY.
Healthy eating: doing it wrong?
So I am on another health kick, because it is almost fall and I always seem to get the urge to CHANGE MY LIFE! when the seasons change. This time, though, I’m trying to do it in a sustainable way; I’m not counting calories or daily nutritional values or even portion sizes, I’m just trying to make the bulk of my diet Things That are Good For Me and no more mainlining Dr. Pepper...
I should use this thing more. Indulge my sense of... →
So I sent a picture of the amazing birthday cupcake my friend got me to Tumblr from my phone, and it’s been half an hour and still nothing.
It’ll probably show up like three days from now, only it will lack significance because my birthday will be SO OVER in three days. Stupid phone. Stupid Tumblr.
August 2010
18 posts
Scala & Kolacny Brothers - With or Without You...
2 tags
You know why I love headbands?
They make it look like I actually put some effort into my hair, when in truth I didn’t even brush it this morning. Plus they provide excellent camouflage for the bizarre curls along my hairline from the cowlicks I was blessed with.
Today I’m wearing a brown one that matches my Harry Potter “Support Cedric Diggory” t-shirt. Fashion plate, right here.
“It should be only take an hour or two for someone who knows what they are doing.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Famous. last. words.
I posted that “cat hates Justin Bieber” video to my Facebook, and I think I might have lost a couple of friends for it. Huh.
Pete Meets The Internet: Dear Tumblr and/or... →
I just got back from a trip to Colorado to pick up a 1966 Impala and I’ve learned one major lesson from the trip. Kansas is a never ending state, in fact I wouldn’t be surprised if my apartment moved and I was still actually in Kansas. If any of my followers are from Kansas or are living in…
Did you know Kansas is flatter than a pancake?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(330): so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister (216): i hate you.
July 2010
13 posts
I Want You D.A.N.C.E. (Comar Remix) - Justice...
Most recent celebrity confusion:
Evidently, I can no longer tell Josh Duhamel and Timothy Olyphant apart.
teaforonesvp:stayforthecredits:
Creep by Scala...
CNN is now just a guy showing headlines from... →
nerdology:
thatisawesome:
impressed CNN is now just a guy showing headlines from CNN.com, live on-air.
Life imitating websites imitating life…
Will there be streaming video of this on the site?
“Thanks for visiting Kuler Software Tools.
Kuler.com is under (re)construction....”
– THANK GOD. I can sleep better at night finally knowing the right pronunciation.
(This is not even sarcasm. I’ve avoided mentioning the site by name because I don’t want to sound stupid at work.)
So I have
this client.
He wanted an open, clean site. He used the term “warm”, but he was using it to refer to his office decorated with lots of white, so I thought he just meant “inviting”, and not warm colors. So I gave him a site using beige with blue accents.
It was too brown, so we added more blue.
It was too blue, so I redid it with lots of warm colors, reds and oranges.
...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(318): What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Kansas - Dust in the Wind
This is really speaking...