March 2010
20 posts
This GTL philosophy.
How does it work?
Since I’ve started going to the gym, I’ve gotten so far behind on my laundry it’s shameful. Apparently, I really was using those three extra hours a week for something productive.
Thank god I don’t tan. I’d probably forget to care for my children.
“(519): dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips...”
– TXTS FRM LST NGHT
Yes, I totally did go google Tostitos after reading this to verify. Yes, it is two people eating salsa. No, I never noticed that before.
“(706): That’s the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita...”
– TXTS FRM LST NGHT
I have led a sheltered life.
“Later in the show Sherri asked Robert if he would ever consider dating an older...”
– Robert Pattinson On ‘The View’: Talks Vagina Allergy, Thinks Betty White Is Sexy
Twilight I can take or leave, but my love for Robert Pattinson runs deep.
Today, I figured out that I can use my straightening iron on a low setting to re-flatten those teeny satin bows on lingerie that get all crinkly and folded after washing.
Innovation. I haz it.
In retrospect, it is probably not a good idea to open a box of cheezits right before heading to the gym.
I stopped eating them, but I reeeeeeeeally didn’t want to.
The Fear You Won’t Fall, Joshua Radin
BTW,...
A little Monday tunage to ease into the week.
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The questions that haunt my soul
I have never understood why, in an eyeshadow palette with three colors, they only give you one two-sided applicator.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I don’t want the green to have any yellow in it.”
Us: “You’d like something more blue instead?”
[Five minutes of silence.]
Client: “No, I want a green without any yellow in it.”
Hello, Monday.
yosamanthrax:
Gosh darn it. Deliberately vague Facebook posts about how your life is terrible drive me insane. Get a blog and complain about it in detail, repeatedly, on there. LOUISE.
I want to make a site called Dramabook for people like that. It would notify you whenever someone took you off their friends list, tell you exactly who’s been looking at your page and what they’re...
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Someday, I will pay closer attention to the calendar options and schedule meetings during the 8-11 o’clock AM block and not the 8-11 o’clock PM block.
